Are you being for real or nah? Welp I found out that she was not being a princess and in fact going to the ER at 2am.
My wife is a princess and I wasn’t sure if it was like oh I’m in pain and it sucks or HOLY CRAP I’m in pain let’s roll. I got up as I fell asleep earlier and jammed to the ER!!! I wish I knew the directions because I did get lost.
The Dr. said hey we might have your wife do a C section if she doesn’t get better and I yelled an emphatic 

”

today

” and yes sure enough today is the day, as my buddy Yaser would say “this is it”  I’m in room 228/2023 I have a thing with numbers so I’m going with Jeter 2 Buster Posey 28 Barry Sanders 20 and Jordan with the 23 or I could go Emmit Smith and Yogi Berra or Cal Ripken.

Anyhow I’m gonna be a daddy today and I am excited and scared.

Z I love you and I can’t wait to see you in a few hours.

Daddy